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Since the coveted month of Movember is approaching us, I have decided to list my five favourite moustaches in the current day NHL.  Why the NHL?  That answer is simple.  Hockey players love to grow facial hair.  It is something that will forever be apart of the sport.
Now let’s have a look at these beauties flaunting their Mo’s.

Numero cinco: Olli Jokinen
This dude probably hones the creepiest muzzy in the league.  This ginger handlebar ‘stache is an attempt to re-enact Lanny McDonald’s moustache that he wore with pride in his 1989 run to the Stanley Cup Playoff’s with the Flames.  Calgary won the cup that year, and Lanny (as captain) was the first one to lift Lord Stanley’s cup over his head, and his ‘stache.
As a Canucks fan I hope that Olli wont be lifting that cup in his lifetime with the Flames, but it would be kind of a cool sight to see.

Numero quatro: Mike Brown
 Another version of the handlebar moustache with a bit more flare than Joke’s.  A 5th overall draft pick by none-other than the Vancouver Canucks (yeah that’s right).  Mike Brown is now a speedy 4th liner for the Leafs and hits anything in sight.
His bushy version of the handlebar ‘stache has become some sort of hockey icon in the NHL today.
On my list he topped off at number four; however.

Numero tres: Cal Clutterbuck
This young-gun for the Minnesota Wild broke into the league in ’06 and has already made his moustache a staple in the NHL.  His ‘stache looks like he’s a soldier going to war, with the slick hair and caterpillar like ‘stache that bushes underneath the nose.
Cal led the league in hits in only his second season, so his playing style directly reflects the way he looks.
I’d say he’s got the classiest muzzy in the ‘chel.

Numero dos: Mike Commodore
Another red-haired beauty has taken a spot in my top five.
When I was thinking about who honed my favourite moustaches in the current NHL, I knew that Commodore needed a seat.  With the curly red locks and the thick red beard, his facial prowess is unstoppable.  Unlike the boys mentioned before him, Mike’s full beard complimented with his thick 80′s afro is a perfect candidate for facial hair king.
Imagine if this guy shaved off his beard and just kept his moustache.  Unreal, right?
Or even better yet, imagine if he completely spit-shined his head and just kept the beard.  The combinations for Commie’s style are limitless.

Numero uno: George Parros
The king of moustaches in the NHL.  The big kahuna.  The caterpillar of all caterpillar moustaches.  This guys upper lip flow is next-level.
A fighter for the Anaheim Ducks, Parros grows his moustache every year starting Movember 1st and then going 365 days (366 if it’s a leap-year) until Halloween (October 31st for all you weirdo’s out there).
He loves his caterpillar so much that his twitter account is a tribute to the bushy little bugger.  @Stache16.  Like most hockey players are, Parros is a twitter sensation.  I guess it’s just the culture of hockey and how players love to chirp each other and entertain their fans.
George even has his own clothing line called Stache Gear.  Check it out, it’s got some pretty sick stuff.
Now, take a look at his beauty.